AOD – NopeJet

Saw your in-laws or even a spider on the landing track?
Want to suddenly abort your flight like the NopeJet from 9GAG http://9gag.com/gag/adNPAEN ?
Then the Anister’s Orbital Derps – Nopejet is just for you!
Press 1 or the ABORT button to ABORT and activate reverse flight! Just make sure that you have enough altitude in order to F*CK THAT ****.
(Warning! Low-altitude aborts may cause a unwanted, and likely unsucsessfull lithobraking attempt)
And yes, the thing flies well in reverse, just watch out for random flipping because of SCREW THAT overload.

Sorry for the vulgarity =)

NOTE = B9 is required